Roatan Retreat Poem | Atwood Schubauer
We came down to Roatan
And now we are through
So if you've missed anything
Here's a quick review
There is actually no surfing
Just boot camps galore
Out on the beach
With sand as a floor
A swimming race early
Was complete in a flash
Sit-ups on the beach
Complete with a rash
A six hour boat ride
In swells and high seas
With Mantas the captain
Sailing with ease
Some have praised animals
And are grateful for pandas
We're all following the lead
Of the mighty man mantas
JP swallows hot dogs
Without an ounce of fear
And faces off to drink
Against a fearless Samir
Mark has us working hard
To shape, lean and tone
And after dark we help Kylie
Track down her phone
Eddie's food is amazing
We're full and we're fed
Some of us tanned
And some of us just red
There have been dancers with fire
And love from monkeys and sloths
Discussions of ninja warriors
Mediations with coughs
Dinner on the boat
Was complete with kebab
After an extensive session
On the papalampa blob
Sunset cruises
With the man we called "Chip"
Made all the better
By his top deck flip
This has gone on too long
That's surely clear
So here's to a week
Of SURF YOGA BEER!
Callie, Atwood and Ally enjoying a beer while watching people get 'blobbed' into the water...
Atwood Schubauer works in Finance in NYC. She resides in the West Village and is originally from Cold Spring Harbor, NY. She was a member of the women's soccer team at Georgetown, her lucku number is 18, and her favorite food in the whole world is popcorn. She wrote this poem while laying out on a float on Little French Key while in Honduras!
Posted on Fri 16 Jun 2017